Post by Mad Dog on Mar 28, 2016 2:36:47 GMT
(A couple of crooks are in a hideout together looking after the hideout when they hear someone enter).
Crook 1: Hey who is it.
Joker: Ha ha ha...oh don't worry I'm only here for some laughs.
Crook 2: Who are you?
Joker: *chuckle* You've never seen me before?
Crook 2: I think we would remember a freak like you.
Joker: So quick to judge. Tisk tisk.
Crook 1: Let's just waste the freak...put him out of his misery.
Joker: Give it your best "shot". Although I think it's going to be hard to see.
(Smoke begins to fill the room confusing the crooks).
Crook 2: Where did he...*cough*...where did this smoke...*cough* *cough*.
Crook 1: I don't...*cough*...heh heh...why am I laughing..hee ha.
(the two crooks collapse to the ground laughing to death. The smoke clears leaving Joker stealing their stuff).
Joker: Don't mind me, I'm just borrowing some things while you...blow off some steam *laughter*
(Fade to the Batcave).
Alfred: You're up early master Wayne.
Bruce: There was someone the other night, he called himself Deathstroke. I need to find out who he is.
Alfred: Deathstroke, well that's quite a nasty sounding name isn' it? What did he do?
Bruce: He tried to kill me.
Alfred: Well there's nothing new there.
Bruce: He was hired to kill me.
Alfred: Then maybe Master Wayne instead of trying to find the one who is trying to kill you, you should try to find the one who hired him. And I suggest you do it quickly.
(Something pops up on the Bat computer, a news broadcast).
Newscaster: Breaking News, there's been a shooting at the Gotham City cinema. A video recently surfaced from someone police believe to be the shooter. Now the following video may be disturbing...viewer discretion is advised.
(breaks into Joker video).
Joker: Hello Gotham! My name is the Joker! And I am here to say that this city is...dull. You people are weak spirited, lethargic, just plain sad. Soooo I am going to show Gotham a good time! Over the next few nights I will be making some house calls and make this city great again! Until next time...have a blast!
(back to batcave)
Alfred: Oh my word.
Bruce: Deathstroke can wait. Whoever this is, he needs to be stopped.
(Batman enters Batmobile and heads to the Crime scene.)
(Fade to the Crime scene).
Gordon: Sweep this crime scene clean. If he sneezed I want to know about it!
(Notices Batman and discreetly walks over).
Gordon: The scars and disfigurments match a pair of bodies we found a couple days ago.
Batman: This wasn't just a random shooting. This was planned in advance.
Gordon: Media's go-to response these days.
Batman: Do you have any leads?
Gordon: Nothing so far. What do you make of the video.
Batman: Sounds like he wants a big stage to make his move. Make sure security is tightened up on the Mayor and Commisioner.
Gordon: I'll try. Maybe you should tell him...(Batman disappears)*sigh*
(Orders his team)
Gordon: Come on we don't have all day!
(transition to the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: (acting as a receptionist)Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge...Enjoy your meal.
Butch: (interrupting) Sir, we need your help with something in the back.
Oswald: Excuse me.
(Oswald heads to the back)
Oswald: Okay what do you need? Make it fast, I have important guests to greet.
Joker: (coming in from behind, gun to the back of Oswald) Don't worry, this will only take a second.
(Batman patrolling)
Batman: Alfred, has the computer completed the analysis of the video.
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce, but there doesn't seem to be any kind of facial match in the database.
Batman: hmm..He said he was going to start it off with a bang. Alfred look for any parties or fundraisers happening in downtown Gotham.
Alfred: Nothing coming up so far...ah, there is a social gathering at the Iceberg lounge tonight. Bruce Wayne declined the invitation.
Batman: I'm heading there now. Keep checking the police scanners in case someone he goes after the Mayor.
Alfred: Will do sir.
(Fade back to the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: Who are you? Where's Butch?
Joker: Oh your little friend is fine, as you can see he is very happy.
Oswald: Butch!
Joker: Don't worry it's only temporary paralysis. He'll be right as rain given a few hours rest. You really should treat your employees better.
Oswald: You little maniac...(mouth covers face to muffle his voice)
Joker: shh...you and your little friend will be fine, all I need is one little favor. Tell me where I can find the Big Man.
(Joker removes hand)
Oswald: I don't know.
Joker: Now Oswald, you can tell me the truth, I won't tell a soul.
Oswald: I really don't know I swear.
Joker: sigh...I really didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
Oswald: Please no!
(Batman enters from behind)
Batman: Drop the gun Joker.
(Joker turns around)
Joker: Ah, I was wondering when you were going to show up. Good timing by the way, I'm about to take down this criminal, and seeing as your in yhe vigilante business you might be interested in watching.
Oswald: Please no.
Batman: Put the gun down!
Joker: Oh come on, you're really saying you wouldn't want to see this miserable waste of life get what's coming to him!
Batman: I said drop it now!
(Batman charges taking down to thugs before taking down the Joker in a swift move)
Joker: *laughs* would it hurt you to say please?
Batman: *growls* Why did you shoot up that theater? Why did you come here?
Joker: Why does anybody do anything? Life is truly a mystery isn't it?Maybe I just did it for laughs. *laughs*
((Police sirens can be heard)).
Gordon: Batman! Let him go. We'll take it from here.
((Batman gets in another shove before walking out))
Batman: I'll stay close.
Gordon: Do you own this place?
Oswald: Yes sir.
Gordon: Get everyone out. I don't want to take any chances.
Oswald: With all due respect I don't think...
Gordon: Get them out now. Unless you want us to take a more in-depth look at this place.
Oswald: Yes sir.
Gordon: That's what I thought.
(Joker gets handcuffed)
Joker: *intense laughter*
Gordon: Search him, and get him in a squad car. Radio Arkham and tell him there will be a maximum security inmate coming in.
Policeman: Do you want us to search the place?
Gordon: No, we got our man, let's get out of here.
(transition to outside where the Joker is getting put in a squad car, followed by the whole squad rolling out).
Policeman 1:*on radio* got the assailant, ready to move out.
Policeman 2: *over radio* Convoy ready to roll out, move when ready.
(back inside the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: Alright Butch let's get this place cleaned up.
Butch: Uh...boss come check this out.
Oswald: Alright Butch what is it? What the...
(the police cars move out)
Joker: *laughter*
Policeman: Shut up back there!
(big explosion occurs and the iceberg lounge blows up)
Joker: *laughing gets louder*
Policeman 1: what was that! *gets on radio* Gordon what the heck was that!
Gordon: Get the convoy to Arkham and be careful, I'll meet you there.
(policecar turns around. Exits the car and meets up with Batman)
Batman: Multiple bombs in critical spots.
Gordon: We should have searched the building!
Batman: There were two in the building. The explosion was so absolute.
Gordon: He knew we wouldn't search the building. He knew that we couldn't! Now what?
Batman: We have him now. Let's make sure he doesn't get out. I'll work on the rest.
Crook 1: Hey who is it.
Joker: Ha ha ha...oh don't worry I'm only here for some laughs.
Crook 2: Who are you?
Joker: *chuckle* You've never seen me before?
Crook 2: I think we would remember a freak like you.
Joker: So quick to judge. Tisk tisk.
Crook 1: Let's just waste the freak...put him out of his misery.
Joker: Give it your best "shot". Although I think it's going to be hard to see.
(Smoke begins to fill the room confusing the crooks).
Crook 2: Where did he...*cough*...where did this smoke...*cough* *cough*.
Crook 1: I don't...*cough*...heh heh...why am I laughing..hee ha.
(the two crooks collapse to the ground laughing to death. The smoke clears leaving Joker stealing their stuff).
Joker: Don't mind me, I'm just borrowing some things while you...blow off some steam *laughter*
(Fade to the Batcave).
Alfred: You're up early master Wayne.
Bruce: There was someone the other night, he called himself Deathstroke. I need to find out who he is.
Alfred: Deathstroke, well that's quite a nasty sounding name isn' it? What did he do?
Bruce: He tried to kill me.
Alfred: Well there's nothing new there.
Bruce: He was hired to kill me.
Alfred: Then maybe Master Wayne instead of trying to find the one who is trying to kill you, you should try to find the one who hired him. And I suggest you do it quickly.
(Something pops up on the Bat computer, a news broadcast).
Newscaster: Breaking News, there's been a shooting at the Gotham City cinema. A video recently surfaced from someone police believe to be the shooter. Now the following video may be disturbing...viewer discretion is advised.
(breaks into Joker video).
Joker: Hello Gotham! My name is the Joker! And I am here to say that this city is...dull. You people are weak spirited, lethargic, just plain sad. Soooo I am going to show Gotham a good time! Over the next few nights I will be making some house calls and make this city great again! Until next time...have a blast!
(back to batcave)
Alfred: Oh my word.
Bruce: Deathstroke can wait. Whoever this is, he needs to be stopped.
(Batman enters Batmobile and heads to the Crime scene.)
(Fade to the Crime scene).
Gordon: Sweep this crime scene clean. If he sneezed I want to know about it!
(Notices Batman and discreetly walks over).
Gordon: The scars and disfigurments match a pair of bodies we found a couple days ago.
Batman: This wasn't just a random shooting. This was planned in advance.
Gordon: Media's go-to response these days.
Batman: Do you have any leads?
Gordon: Nothing so far. What do you make of the video.
Batman: Sounds like he wants a big stage to make his move. Make sure security is tightened up on the Mayor and Commisioner.
Gordon: I'll try. Maybe you should tell him...(Batman disappears)*sigh*
(Orders his team)
Gordon: Come on we don't have all day!
(transition to the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: (acting as a receptionist)Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge...Enjoy your meal.
Butch: (interrupting) Sir, we need your help with something in the back.
Oswald: Excuse me.
(Oswald heads to the back)
Oswald: Okay what do you need? Make it fast, I have important guests to greet.
Joker: (coming in from behind, gun to the back of Oswald) Don't worry, this will only take a second.
(Batman patrolling)
Batman: Alfred, has the computer completed the analysis of the video.
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce, but there doesn't seem to be any kind of facial match in the database.
Batman: hmm..He said he was going to start it off with a bang. Alfred look for any parties or fundraisers happening in downtown Gotham.
Alfred: Nothing coming up so far...ah, there is a social gathering at the Iceberg lounge tonight. Bruce Wayne declined the invitation.
Batman: I'm heading there now. Keep checking the police scanners in case someone he goes after the Mayor.
Alfred: Will do sir.
(Fade back to the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: Who are you? Where's Butch?
Joker: Oh your little friend is fine, as you can see he is very happy.
Oswald: Butch!
Joker: Don't worry it's only temporary paralysis. He'll be right as rain given a few hours rest. You really should treat your employees better.
Oswald: You little maniac...(mouth covers face to muffle his voice)
Joker: shh...you and your little friend will be fine, all I need is one little favor. Tell me where I can find the Big Man.
(Joker removes hand)
Oswald: I don't know.
Joker: Now Oswald, you can tell me the truth, I won't tell a soul.
Oswald: I really don't know I swear.
Joker: sigh...I really didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
Oswald: Please no!
(Batman enters from behind)
Batman: Drop the gun Joker.
(Joker turns around)
Joker: Ah, I was wondering when you were going to show up. Good timing by the way, I'm about to take down this criminal, and seeing as your in yhe vigilante business you might be interested in watching.
Oswald: Please no.
Batman: Put the gun down!
Joker: Oh come on, you're really saying you wouldn't want to see this miserable waste of life get what's coming to him!
Batman: I said drop it now!
(Batman charges taking down to thugs before taking down the Joker in a swift move)
Joker: *laughs* would it hurt you to say please?
Batman: *growls* Why did you shoot up that theater? Why did you come here?
Joker: Why does anybody do anything? Life is truly a mystery isn't it?Maybe I just did it for laughs. *laughs*
((Police sirens can be heard)).
Gordon: Batman! Let him go. We'll take it from here.
((Batman gets in another shove before walking out))
Batman: I'll stay close.
Gordon: Do you own this place?
Oswald: Yes sir.
Gordon: Get everyone out. I don't want to take any chances.
Oswald: With all due respect I don't think...
Gordon: Get them out now. Unless you want us to take a more in-depth look at this place.
Oswald: Yes sir.
Gordon: That's what I thought.
(Joker gets handcuffed)
Joker: *intense laughter*
Gordon: Search him, and get him in a squad car. Radio Arkham and tell him there will be a maximum security inmate coming in.
Policeman: Do you want us to search the place?
Gordon: No, we got our man, let's get out of here.
(transition to outside where the Joker is getting put in a squad car, followed by the whole squad rolling out).
Policeman 1:*on radio* got the assailant, ready to move out.
Policeman 2: *over radio* Convoy ready to roll out, move when ready.
(back inside the Iceberg Lounge)
Oswald: Alright Butch let's get this place cleaned up.
Butch: Uh...boss come check this out.
Oswald: Alright Butch what is it? What the...
(the police cars move out)
Joker: *laughter*
Policeman: Shut up back there!
(big explosion occurs and the iceberg lounge blows up)
Joker: *laughing gets louder*
Policeman 1: what was that! *gets on radio* Gordon what the heck was that!
Gordon: Get the convoy to Arkham and be careful, I'll meet you there.
(policecar turns around. Exits the car and meets up with Batman)
Batman: Multiple bombs in critical spots.
Gordon: We should have searched the building!
Batman: There were two in the building. The explosion was so absolute.
Gordon: He knew we wouldn't search the building. He knew that we couldn't! Now what?
Batman: We have him now. Let's make sure he doesn't get out. I'll work on the rest.